I started smoking again last night. And it was great.
I'm not talking cigarettes or other exotic cheroots, of course. That ship has long since sailed, although not, I hasten to add, because of any state nannying. No, the smoking in question was of the culinary variety and took place in my kitchen with one of these:
This was a very welcome gift from Howard for my birthday last year that had predictably gone the way of many kitchen gadgets and been utterly neglected beyond an initial (modestly successful) experiment with some pheasant breasts wrapped in bacon just after I got it. A Gordon Ramsay article in last Saturday's Times, however, inspired me to dust it off and have another go. This recipe in particular recalled memories of a single, dazzling smoked potato at L'Arpege back in May. Would have been rude not to give it a go...
The smoker is pretty simple and would have been easy enough to bodge with an old biscuit tin or some such. Wood chips are scattered across the bottom of what is basically a tin box with a sliding lid. A tray sits on top of this to catch any drips and to deflect the direct heat from the hob and the food sits on a raised grill to allow the smoke to move freely around it. It's a hot smoking process so the food cooks as well as smokes, and it's amazingly effective.
We had the smoked potato salad recipe more or less exactly as Ramsay suggested (I couldn't be bothered to peel that many tiny potatoes – maybe that's why we were only served on each in Paris!). It was really tasty, an unusual but welcome departure from the potato salad I usually make, which is full of goodies like mustard and egg and never hangs around too long. (If you're planning on trying this recipe I'd recommend adding a couple of minutes to the parboiling time: the potatoes were teetering on the edge of hardness.)
We also smoked some Halloumi, a standard sized block of corner-shop stuff sliced down the middle to form two appropriately fag-packet sized patties. I bottled out of using the expensive organic stuff, but I needn't have worried. A little squeaky it may have been but this is surely what home smoking is all about. Faintly coloured and with just enough delicate smokiness to lift the flavour beyond what you'd get through simple grilling.
I'm told that the vegetarian holy grail is – hardly surprisingly – a proper bacon substitute. It's still untested at this stage but I would have thought that a slice or two of smoked Halloumi quickly finished off on a griddle might be just the thing.
I've never understood why veggies would want to eat something that's manipulated to taste and appear as though a meat product when they're supposed to dislike meat. The whole "facon" thing confuses me completely. I know of another great wya to make smoked mash potato btw. Instead of smoking the potatoes, you smoke the butter over a tray of ice and add that to the mash as you normally would. I've found that fat is much better at absorbing the smokey flavour. Just a thought.
Posted by: Trig | 01/09/2007 at 03:33 PM
I agree about the "facon" thing, Trig. Seems bizarre. Having said that, though, those who object to meat on moral grounds can be forgiven for craving some sort of smokey protein-based morsels for breakfast. Talking of which, I sliced the leftover Halloumi into thin "rashers" this morning and gave it no more than a minute or two on each side in a hot griddle pan. Lined up against the Ginger Pig bacon I cooked in the same way it was a pretty good substitute.
Posted by: Ben Bush | 02/09/2007 at 04:23 PM
I dug out the smoker I got as a present years ago a few weeks back and tried it outside on the bbq with some impressive results. I just need to be brave enough to try it indoors - ideally after I have turned off the smoke alarm...
Posted by: Mark | 06/09/2007 at 12:58 PM